Yesteday mornning, Mommy, Anna and Emma were running around getting ready for church, as Daddy stayed in bed. Eventually we all decided he had to get up, so Mommy says to Anna:
"Anna, will you go in my room and tell Daddy that Mommy is gonna crack the whip?"
Anna runs into my room and says to Russ:
"Daddy, Mommy says she's going to crap the lip!"